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October 28, 1998

It has been too long since I updated this page. Life in the relaxing lane, is getting nice and slow. I am not one of those who live of the social system. I just sit here idly by watching other earn as I see, and me sitting here.
Of course that made no sense. Thats because I just got my ADSL high speed edition and I am on the fast lane to no lag. Gaming over the internet is no longer a lag issue, and now I only have to get up the initiative to want to go get a job so I can pay off all those years of credit cards I used to pay for school. I make all my necessary payments. Of course this is my little own way to talk out here. If you think my page looks too simple, well tough luck. I can care less about the way you all think of me.
I just saw the weirdest movie. It was called Happiness. "A dark comedy about suburbian life in america." It was the description. What I saw was fat people having it on, ugly people having it on, computer geeks not having it on, and sick people. Then last night, someone's call either got crossover or they hacked a pbx switch and I got someone of unknown persuasion talking soft and breathing heavy on my phone, only thing is I had little interest, I was watching tv in that zoned out mind... so feel free to call again, this time I will be more responsive. I promise.
Of course Matt won't be back until Christmas now, so you won't hear anymore white ass cracks about life until he gets back with his law girl and she does school while he comes and works with me at the local bookstore.



June 11, 1998

I graduated from that hell called post secondary education. This place I went to claimed themselves to be a good place, when I found out all they were doing was hiring people who couldn't teach because they tried new ways of teaching every year. So us poor unfortunate soul had to put up with learning the old fashioned way, whenever we got a new contract at work, we learned what the client required.

My reluctant friend Dobes is well on his way to finishing that ROVER MOD to QUAKE2. I can't wait until he has it done. Then I can do the luck of the draw thing and blast his ass... who really cares about the skill in it anymore, people just grab the BFG and do the BFG jump while knocking everyone off the map... then go about it again, of course some people actually can do their movement, that elaborate movement while they also fired, but I just figured out how to use my digipen with quake2 movement, man that was a bitch. As Dobes can attest to it... that digipen can't be used with a mouse, so imagine a pointing system that does real world coordinates with the pad its placed on, so when I move the pointer 1mm on the pad from the center my movement goes in that direction, and if the pointer was all the way to the left edge, then my character on the quake2 deathmatch would be like spinning at full velocity and speed to that direction... imagine trying to figure out what was happening without knowing that the digipen was doing. So now I know how to do the circular straffe while jumping or crouching and actually aim while killing. AAAAHHHHHaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!



May 29, 1998:


Heelo there again all. Life is getting worse as I can almost no longer afford my bill payments... so...
I was wondering if anyone out there has a job for a new grad of the Computer Sytems / Sciences Tech with Cobol 3 yrs, SQL 2 yrs, C/C++ & OOP for those 5 yrs, and db2, client / server, little java, htm, ATM and some more hardware
So you got a job for me, I will work anywhere, provided you pay me enought to get by (as in living expenses for that place) and enough left over to pay my outstanding bills. I wrote this page at 530am, as in I am available to work anytime and anywhere, I can drive anywhere too.
I want a job. Hire me now. mail me for a resume, if you didn't know I'd say this line.



March 4, 1998:

Ok, so Ian isn't gay, butt when a guy acts it, does it and accepts it, can he be then not?


And Now a rant from MAtt:

There is a need to take back our county, I am not talking about that white supremacy shit, I am talking about reclaiming it from those arogant buracrats who think they know what we want. Lets face it people democracy just does not work. Want proof? How much are you paying in taxes? Did you know that the before you even get to spend your dollar its only worth 40 cents. Take a look at our pal Fidel. He is held down by US embargos and he has a litteracy rate way higher than any democratic country, with the exeption of Japan. Who incedently only pay 5% income tax. Speaking of the US who cares how big or small as the case may be bubbas willy is. I don't care if its quarter sized and I never even wanted to know. Does he really belive that we don't see through that whole iraq thing. Christ obviously the Yanks fell for it as they stopped talking about his shlong. well that all for tonight kiddies tune in next time for another bed time rant. I'll Leave you with this. How can Qeubec complain that they are not being
Treated fairly the PM is french. the speaker of the house is queerbecqios and so is the leader of he opposition. FUCK THEM!!!!

Here is free speach for you all.


February 8, 1998:

Sorry for not writing sooner...

Life has been very hard over the last couple days as I had to read just my finances as I have no official job now and I am going to school full time again. I NEED A JOB! So I hope I will grad this year with my hard earned diploma in Comp Sci and go forth into the world and get a grunt cubicle job and enjoy the bills that life will give me.

I think I'll get around to adding a picture of something someday. I'll also get around to putting my resume online... But right now I am doing a client project for school's practicum... a database project.

Our school, British Columbia Institute Of Technology, has this thing where any company with a reasonable 4 to 5 programmer project for 4 to 5 months can pay 300 or so bucks as an application fee then if students choose it, that company will get that project for free. But don't expect too much from us as we also have a full course load of about 40 other programming hours of homework a week and nagging teachers down our neck.

When I get around to it, I'll put the project repositories online, so for those interested you can see an example of it online. For the meantime just take my word for it, last year we did a Intranet Library (expandable/expanding) database for a company for Sierra-Systems Consulting, you can see their
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